I’m practicing a Latin recitation and my sister walks in and asks “when will you be done with your satanic ritual?”
when I was 6 years old we were at the train station waiting for the train and I saw a kid a bit older than me go put a penny on a track and then wait for the train to run over it so it got flat and I got jealous and wanted to outdo him so I but a $1 bill on the track. that was the day I found out paper is already flat
my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw. half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down
this isn’t even a problem
This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done
If you had to kill one of the other AH guys to save the world, who would you kill?
Anime blog: *text post making fun of anime*
no one hates anime as much as the people who watch anime
There was a four year old named Hermione at my work today. It’s started.
it has begun
The Potter generation is growing up.
AND GETTIN’ BIZAY
Found this in one of my really old drafts. Thought it might interest some of you guys.