thejudge:

kingcheddarxvii:

Don’t say it

Remove from the contraption of which they are held, so that they may be in a state of personal freedom.

thejudge:

kingcheddarxvii:

Don’t say it

Remove from the contraption of which they are held, so that they may be in a state of personal freedom.

pagalini:

"At last, we are alone. At last we are, all of us, alone together. At last, every human, alone together, on this earth. Welcome to Night Vale."
- Cecil Palmer

pagalini:

"At last, we are alone. At last we are, all of us, alone together. At last, every human, alone together, on this earth. Welcome to Night Vale."

- Cecil Palmer

godtier-equius:

i M LAUHGING SO HAR DI DONT UNDERSTAND HWATS GOING ON LIEK???? HE S NOT HITITNG HIS HEAD ON ANYTHGIN OR SLPPIGN AND IM GONNA ACTUALYL PASS OUT LAUHGING SO HARD

godtier-equius:

i M LAUHGING SO HAR DI DONT UNDERSTAND HWATS GOING ON LIEK???? HE S NOT HITITNG HIS HEAD ON ANYTHGIN OR SLPPIGN AND IM GONNA ACTUALYL PASS OUT LAUHGING SO HARD

teamrocketing:

always reblog

teamrocketing:

always reblog

nickfnry:

Possible contender for headline of the year

nickfnry:

Possible contender for headline of the year

chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

slipandstumble:

heatherbat:

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.

10/10

awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

image

are you calling me a spider

Just a little heads up for aspiring public speakers out there!

memetrender:

cuddly-morrigan:

The gender neutral term for “ladies and gentleman” is “distinguished guests”. This has been around since at least the 60s, so no one is going to question your use of it.

Please, please use this along with “ladies and gentlemen” if you aren’t entirely sure of the gender of your audience.

Thank you!

hint: you can probably never be sure of the gender of your audience

It was.... my first fight.

killervanilla:

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)